Spotted a couple days ago. Poor David Soknacki is taped out of the menu since he dropped out – can we still get the Chacha? Rob Ford remains the choice, not his secondhand Ford replacement. And it looks from the picture that the John Tory plate is rather sparse – for those with little appetite? The Olivia Chow plate is a beautiful variety, for those who appreciate a well-prepared and full platform. We are all for reforming our election procedure with ranked ballots, but this leaves us wondering if it should instead be vote by food. At least when we order/vote we know we’ll get something we like.

Photo by Anna Payne-Krzyzanowski

This article is part of our issue FEEDING TORONTO.